A man enters a bar with his pet alligator, he places his 15 foot pet alligator on the bar and turns to the 30 plus people that have been sitting in amazement since he arrived and says
"if everyone here puts a full bottle of beer on this bar for me I will open this alligators mouth place my private parts in his mouth and close it for 5 seconds."
In about 2 minutes there is 30 plus bottles of beer on the bar, so as promised the man pulls out his private parts and places them in the alligators mouth, he closes the aligators mouth and counts to 5 after which, he grabs one of the full bottles of beer and wacks the alligator on the head as hard as he can to get him to open his mouth.
The man turns to the amazed people in the bar and says "I will double all the bottles of beer on this bar for anybody who wants to come up here and do this"
A blonde woman in the crowd stands up and says "I'll do it as long as you don't hit me on the head with the beer bottle...."
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Topic: Alligator humor (Read 636 times)