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the scottish piper
« on: April 26, 2011, 08:20:18 PM »

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director


to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or

friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in a wild, remote
area of Scotland. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and,

being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.



 



I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone

and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the grave diggers left

and they were eating lunch.



 


I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of

the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't

know what else to do, so I started to play.



 



The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out

my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like

I've never played before for this homeless man.



 



And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep.



They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my

bagpipes and started for my car.



 



Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car,

I heard one of the workers say, "Ahv nivver saw nothin' like tha' befoor an'

ah've bin puttin' in septic tanks fur twinty yeers."



 



Apparently I'm still lost.

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Re: the scottish piper
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2011, 09:00:36 PM »

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