* BLAMESTORMING
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and
then leaves.
* SALMON DAY
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
screwed and die.
* CUBE FARM
An office filled with cubicles.
* MEERKAT HEADS
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This
also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get
it to work again.
* GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. Extremely impressive when viewed
from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
* TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.
* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female.
* PICASSO BUM
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
got 4 buttocks.
* MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
* OH-NO SECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').
* MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the bar on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 8th beer, and exchange all the unattractive people
so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
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