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Texas Sex
« on: April 30, 2011, 10:37:56 AM »

TEXAS   SEX
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
 
"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy,  "what is it?"
 
"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'
 
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."
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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2011, 11:26:20 AM »
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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2011, 08:15:03 PM »
yee ha :pineapple: :pepper: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2011, 09:33:01 PM »
I've been there,  Those who know me, know that I dated Suzy' sister before I met her.


Reeee Haaaa :pepper: :pepper: :pepper: :pepper:

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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2011, 09:48:13 PM »
nobody has never stayed on for eight seconds. promise!!
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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2011, 02:29:44 AM »
I will never get to try this with my present wife, she is an only child!   :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2011, 03:05:19 PM »
Quote from: ice6900 on May 01, 2011, 02:29:44 AM
I will never get to try this with my present wife, she is an only child!   :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:


Then just change it from her sister to your sister...same result!
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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2011, 05:32:05 PM »
Hmm, I tried this and it didn't work out so well. She just laughed and reminded me she only had a brother....    :-X

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Re: Texas Sex
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2011, 02:58:54 PM »
just wrap your arms around her stomach,  and whisper in her ear " you've gotta be the worst piece of a_s I've ever had.

if you can hang on longer then 3 seconds,  your my hero. :huepfenlol2:
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