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bknerr

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men in heaven
« on: May 10, 2011, 09:07:20 AM »



MEN IN HEAVEN

 

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared

and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line is for the men who

were true heads of their household,and the other line for the men who were

dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter.."

 

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the

men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of

men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

 

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the

head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled

your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

 

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this

line?" The man replied,

 

"My wife told me to stand here".
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Re: men in heaven
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 06:51:39 PM »

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Re: men in heaven
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 09:07:38 PM »

thats not a joke. the joke is on us. god made women! bet he laughs at us all day! :nixweiss:
« Last Edit: May 10, 2011, 10:29:00 PM by smkymtnboy »
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