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Screamin_Beagle

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Dallas Tower
« on: May 08, 2006, 12:19:47 PM »

Dallas Fort Worth (DFW) Control Tower



DFW Tower: "Saudi Air 911, Dallas Tower -- You are cleared to land runway 9R."
  
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower -- Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 090R - Allah be Praised!!"

DFW Tower: "Iran Air 711, Dallas Tower -- You are cleared to land on runway 27 L

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower -- We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER! DALLAS TOWER!!!"

DFW Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 911"
  
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!  INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"

  

DFW: "Well bless your hearts.  Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?"

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Re: Dallas Tower
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 12:50:55 PM »

Funny ;D
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