Dallas Fort Worth (DFW) Control Tower
DFW Tower: "Saudi Air 911, Dallas Tower -- You are cleared to land runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower -- Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 090R - Allah be Praised!!"
DFW Tower: "Iran Air 711, Dallas Tower -- You are cleared to land on runway 27 L
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas Tower -- We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great !!"
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Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER! DALLAS TOWER!!!"
DFW Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 911"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"
DFW: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?"