done that twice...
They have some pretty good drugs for OCD now...I'd say you have a full blown case when it comes to the bike.

Taking the floorboards/passenger pegs off might be considered a little extreme, but whatever blows your skirt up...

On a more serious note, I have been known to take the seat off, and the side panels to just wipe the dust out of them...too many electrical things in there to directly spray with water, IMO. I'm pretty anal about my bike...if I'm giving it a real wash job, I always take the bags off and put them on my stand...that only takes about 5 extra minutes. I hit the wheels with a spray on wheel cleaner, rinse and call that good on the wheels. I do hand wash the rest of the bike, then blow it dry with an Air Shammy (used to use a Cycledryer until it took a crap on me), and use a microfiber to get the water spots that the dryer didn't get in time. Takes me about 45 minutes, give or take, and that includes getting it out, putting it on the J&S jack, bags off. Once a year, I'll do a real detail, which includes polishing everything on the bike with Glare products. I also do that on new bikes...just did the new SERGU two days ago...took me 5 hours. But now it's good to go for the whole riding season as far as polishing, and once you do the Glare right, it just needs a touch up once a year. I can't stand the bike to be dirty for long though, even on trips I've been known to give it some kind of wash job after riding through rain and getting things really funky. I just hit the high points though...stuff you can see.
Between serious washes, I get bugs off with a waterless cleaner, or Windex Wipes WITHOUT amonia.