Yeah, managed to choke a bit on a sip of coffee this morning & scared the ole lady & my yellow hound half to death I hollared so loud. But, I'm being careful 'cause I remember these things from the last time.....sounds like you have not forgotten a single one either. 
har. spyder
Amen to that Spyder. One time I got some ribs in the back. That was even less fun than breaks in front. Hurt longer. And god help you if you've got allergies! Speaking of; here's my all time favorite joke about sneezing:
Attractive woman boards a plane (it's better if you hear her in your head with something like a South Carolinian or an Irish accent). A few minutes after being seated she sneezes. The sneeze is followed by a dramatic almost convulsive reaction. After a few minutes her breathing normalizes, she seems to have relaxed and all seems well to the concerned passenger sitting next to her. He wonders what the episode was but since she mentioned nothing he respects her privacy and doesn't say anything.
Every half hour or so this repeats. The woman sneeze and has this unsettling and obvious reaction. Finally after the third time the man asks, "M'am, I couldn't help but notice that you seem to be in some distress after you sneeze. Are you ok? Should I get the flight attendant?"
(Remember, hear with the honey sweet accent.)
She says, "Well thank you sir, you're very kind. But I have this... condition. It is troubling so I hope it's not bothering you."
"Is it serious?" asks the man.
"Well sir," she says; "It's a little embarassing but since you're so kind I guess it's ok. You see, every time I sneeze I have an amazing orgasm. That's my condition. I hope my little reaction doesn't bother you. But I can't do anything about it sir. So I do hope you do forgive me."
"I'm sorry to have bothered you" he stammers, "Is there anything you can take for it?"
"Oh yes" she beams; "I can. Pepper, every half hour or so."
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