Hundred Dollar Bill Tattoo
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
"Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned.
"What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said,
shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow.
Two...once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three...I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly...instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering nicely at the hospital...
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