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nurse with a sense of humour
« on: May 22, 2011, 09:00:23 PM »

                                                                                     
                                                                                 
  A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an                         
  inflamed appendix.  The doctors operated  and advised                             
  him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling                         
  something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.  Worried that                       
  it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him                       
  about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown                   
  up enough so he could look at what was making him so                               
  uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private                     
  parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that                       
  doesn't come off easily --- if at all. Written on the tape in                     
  large black letters was the sentence, 'Get well soon . from the                   
  nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'                                     
                                                                                     
  Kinda brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?             
 
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Re: nurse with a sense of humour
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2011, 09:02:35 PM »

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Re: nurse with a sense of humour
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 07:31:29 AM »

Pays to be nice..
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Re: nurse with a sense of humour
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 08:10:38 PM »

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Re: nurse with a sense of humour
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 10:35:13 PM »

Almost as bad as Willie Nelson's wife sewing him up in the bedsheet and beating him with the broom handle when he passed out.  :'( spyder
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Re: nurse with a sense of humour
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2011, 08:19:55 AM »

I hate when that happens. ::)
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