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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

 
"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity he asked
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blow job?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best blow job I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You will have no trouble finding a man and getting married.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

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