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DDavidson

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Wives
« on: June 29, 2011, 03:06:49 AM »
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming...
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
- Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
- Anonymous
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Semper Fi
Get your "Motor Running Head", out on the highway!

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men

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Re: Wives
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 07:12:57 AM »
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Re: Wives
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 07:21:32 AM »
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I CAME INTO THIS WORLD WITH NOTHING AND I GOT MOST OF IT LEFT  
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Re: Wives
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 12:55:33 PM »
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Re: Wives
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 08:57:55 PM »
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Re: Wives
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2011, 07:33:02 PM »
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

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