Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right
after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big
black bear.
The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake...that was my cousin and
I'm going to give you two choices... " Either I maul you to death or we have
sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt
sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear
and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This
time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That
was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it
was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So
the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several
months before Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to
track down that grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then,
moments later there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a
giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and
said,
"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you??"
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