I had to cut some out, too over the top but funny
I'm living next door to a Muslim couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing to you while the kettle boils!
Can you spare just $2? Rani is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its f---ing hilarious.
I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?
I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.
Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was colour blind I'm worried now that some of my buddies could be coloured. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?
There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.
I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Aborigines and Muslims is not the correct answer.
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