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Stanley
« on: July 19, 2011, 10:25:13 AM »

Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time.  One little boy puts up his hand and
Obama asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all  Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the heck happened to Stanley ?"
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Re: Stanley
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2011, 10:33:06 AM »

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Re: Stanley
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2011, 10:39:26 AM »

What?  It sounds like he just showed Stanley what happened to Osama Bin Ladin.  Sheesh. 
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Re: Stanley
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2011, 08:48:19 PM »

   2012 cant happen as quick as it needs to...
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Re: Stanley
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2011, 09:51:33 AM »

   2012 cant happen as quick as it needs to...

Ha!  Yeah, that Sarah Palin will surely solve the world's problems...
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Re: Stanley
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2011, 11:06:01 AM »

I am locking this thread down , due to it's political nature

 Please refrain from posting Political topics

 Rules of posting #10

 Thanks

 Marty

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