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[Maladjusted]

My wife asked, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while masturbating?"

[DDavidson]

LMAO

And guess what Jack-Off is promoted on this ice-cream truck?

[WestCoastRuss]