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Lie detector
« on: August 09, 2011, 08:04:36 PM »
Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?"

The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son!

"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!"

"What dvd?"

"Toy story." Robot slaps the son again!

"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.

Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!

Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!!
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Re: Lie detector
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 11:49:46 AM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Lie detector
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 01:03:42 PM »
I hate when that happens.
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Re: Lie detector
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 09:15:29 PM »
   Some one didn't think the robot thing all the way through.
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Re: Lie detector
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 11:25:46 PM »
               ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lie detector
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2011, 12:21:25 AM »
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