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Keats

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12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« on: August 20, 2011, 11:38:12 AM »


Many may have already seen this, but it is so true.

Twelve things that a motorcycle can teach...

1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels might move the body...but two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than sitting
in  Church and thinking about my motorcycle.
4. Life may begin at 30...but it doesn't get interesting until about 95....mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go... old riders pick a direction and  go...
9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your  vocabulary.
11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's office.
And Finally:
12. Only Bikers know why dogs stick their heads out car windows.
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2011, 11:44:59 AM »
Very good, thnx
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2011, 12:28:24 PM »
All very good points. that about sums it up.
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2011, 01:27:24 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :bananarock: :bananarock: :bananarock:  nothing else to say 8)
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2011, 08:45:02 PM »
   KEATS! DROP THE BLUE PRINT! AND I'LL READ YOUR POSTS.
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2011, 09:34:46 PM »
True Dat... :bananarock:
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2011, 09:56:29 PM »
Nice!
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2011, 11:29:42 PM »
 :bananarock: YEP!  :drink:  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2011, 09:29:51 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2011, 09:34:33 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: number 12 is my trucks bumper sticker..
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2011, 10:52:35 AM »
Quote from: AXIL on August 20, 2011, 08:45:02 PM
  KEATS! DROP THE BLUE PRINT! AND I'LL READ YOUR POSTS.


You must be under the impression that I actually GAS if you read my posts!

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I will post in white text for you.....

this better?

Actually if a majority are irritated  of me posting in BLUE, I will change it.

I use it to index a thread to which I have posted.






« Last Edit: August 21, 2011, 11:03:12 AM by Keats »
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2011, 11:12:09 AM »
I Love It!! and my favorite line is #12   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2011, 02:15:48 PM »
I don't have a problem with blue. And I agree a thundr storm looks better in the rear view. ::)
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2011, 12:30:51 AM »
Good points all!
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Re: 12 Things a motorcycle can teach you.
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 10:55:10 AM »
I like #10. nothing like sucking up a yellow jacket and getting stung 3-4 times while having your BSR keep smacking you in the back to kill it while trying to pull over to shake it out. One sting no problem keep riding so the air cools the pain. :drink:
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