There are only TWELVE times in history when the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS
Titanic, 1912.
2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.
3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877.
4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938.
5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926.
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC.
7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566.
8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937.
9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC.
10. "Awe c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1998.
11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Saddam Hussein, 2002.
And the winner is! Dr'r'r'r'rum'm'm'm R'r'r'rr'ol'l'l'l please .........
12. "I need a Navy SEAL in my house like I need a @%#*^ing hole in my head." - Osama Bin Laden, 2011.
Author
Topic: 12 acceptable uses of the "F" word (Read 1242 times)