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[erniezap]

Ahkmed the Arab came to U.S.of A. from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket,! pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific!  What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said .... "You were homesick."

[Screamin_Beagle]

I should know better than to drink coffee when I read these things.....just had an Asner all over the laptop. LOL

[The Mysterious Q!]

Thats just peachy Ernie [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]nicely done.