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BubbaBlue

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Harley Rider
« on: September 09, 2011, 08:01:40 PM »

 Harley Rider
 
If you happen to be a Harley rider or know someone who is -----!!!!!

A tough looking group of Harley riders were riding by when they saw a girl standing on a bridge railing, so they stopped. The leader, a large heavily-muscled, bearded man, got off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an opportunity. He asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep, passionately lingering kiss.

After they finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

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Re: Harley Rider
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2011, 10:26:27 PM »

 :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Harley Rider
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2011, 09:29:59 PM »

Thats just wrong, wrong, wrong.  LOL
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Re: Harley Rider
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 10:17:15 PM »

I'm still laughing,   :2vrolijk_21:   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Harley Rider
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2011, 06:20:09 PM »

  :2vrolijk_21:  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Harley Rider
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2011, 02:39:52 PM »

That's a goodie!  :pepper:
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Re: Harley Rider
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 03:05:36 PM »

 :ROFLOL:
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