Who's the toughest cowboy EVER?
Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome
sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it
was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.
Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest,
toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in
the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by
the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Ben, from Idaho , couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid
out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard
with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one
gulp and didn't even get a belly ache."
Old Snake River Frank, the cowboy from Texas , remained silent, slowly
stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.
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