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Lawers Do Care!
« on: September 20, 2011, 09:17:54 AM »

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.  Disturbed,

he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.  He asked one man, ‘Why are you eating grass?’‘

We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied. ‘We have to eat grass.’ 

‘Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,’ the lawyer said. 

‘But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.’ 

‘Bring them along,’ the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, ‘You come with us, also..’ 

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, ‘But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!’ 

‘Bring them all, as well,’ the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one

of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, ‘Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.’ 

The lawyer replied, ‘Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place...The grass is almost a foot high.
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Re: Lawers Do Care!
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 09:24:21 AM »

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Re: Lawers Do Care!
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 10:37:38 AM »

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Been there - my wife's a lawyer and she doesn't let me in the house until I finish "mowing the lawn"!
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Re: Lawers Do Care!
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 10:45:17 AM »

:2vrolijk_21:

Been there - my wife's a lawyer and she doesn't let me in the house until I finish "mowing the lawn"!

You don't have to eat it do you!
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Let me clarify that.......  the grass!
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Re: Lawers Do Care!
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 06:46:15 PM »

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.  Disturbed,

he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.  He asked one man, ‘Why are you eating grass?’‘

We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied. ‘We have to eat grass.’ 

‘Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,’ the lawyer said. 

‘But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.’ 

‘Bring them along,’ the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, ‘You come with us, also..’ 

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, ‘But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!’ 

‘Bring them all, as well,’ the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one

of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, ‘Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.’ 

The lawyer replied, ‘Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place...The grass is almost a foot high.


God one Tommy! should have known better than to be drinking a dew while reading this. Now I have to clean the key boards from spewing all over them! Thanks Buddy! :D
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Re: Lawers Do Care!
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 07:22:03 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Lawers Do Care!
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 08:05:15 AM »

That ain't right! LOL.
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Re: Lawers Do Care!
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 03:47:33 PM »

Love it!! I just sent it to my attorney. lmao!!

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