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[Rimjam]

 10.  You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
   9.  If you get tired, wait ten minutes & go back at it again.
   8.  The stranger you look the easier it is to get some.
   7.  You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you.
   6.  The person you are with doesn't have to fantasize you're someelse, you already are.
   5.  If you get a stomach ache it won't last nine months
   4.  If you wear leather and chains no one thinks you're kinky.
   3.  It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
   2.  Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.
   And the number one reason Trick-or-Treating is better than sex:
        If you don't get what you want at one place you can always go next door to get more!!

[North Georgia Hawg]

  Maybe I'll try that... I could go as a... BIKER!