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[postal52]

I was devastated to learn that my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was able to come to terms with everything. I converted to Islam. We're stoning her in the morning !     My wife suggested that I get myself a penis enlargers, so I did... she's 21 and her name is Susan .I went to a local pub with my girlfriend last night . The locals shouted " Pedophile " just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm in my fifties, It ruined our cellebration for our 10th anniversary !!    The cost of living is so high that wifes are starting to have sex with their husbands again, because they can't afford batteries !!   Poll question- Are there too many immigrants in the U.S.A. ? 17% SAID YES ,11% said no; 72% said " No comprendo".

[AXIL]

 

[digga25]

effin a

[grayghost731]

Bada BOOm   

[Ironhorse]

My wife suggested I use something for erectile dysfunction. She was pissed to catch me in bed with a cute 28 yr old.  I told her I went to see a doctor and he recommended "See Alice".

[TinSpinner]

Rodney Dangerfield lives!!!

[bubtrauma]

Bazingga!