Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" – No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" -
Thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds" -Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" -
Unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - Not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - No way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" -Still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".
Everyone loved it.
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