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[CVOJOE]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.   

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.   

'How long will this take?' I asked.
   
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
          
   
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
   
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'                                                 
   
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

 

[AXIL]

   I told you not to marry that battle axe.

[hooligan]

 

[Twolanerider]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Uhhhhhh, um..... er.... ah, Joe; that might qualify as just too much personal information buddy....