Well, it's over now, so the thread can continue a life of it's own, or not.
Got to the "Hoover Center for Public Safety", and of course they didn't have my paperwork in their file to immediately go into the courtroom setting, so I got to stand in line for 45 minutes. Finally got to the window where there was a pretty cute gal waiting on folks...she told me I looked like Santa...
So I asked if she'd like to sit on my lap...that pretty much broke the ice.
We got along great after that exchange, so I get to take a Defensive Driving Class next month, and it won't go on my record, plus it's cheaper than the ticket. All's well that end's well. And the Santa thing really did work...