Three mice walk in to a bar bragging about how tough they are. One mouse states " I am so tough that one time I saw a mouse trap with cheese in it, I ran over, snatched the cheese, and as the bad come down I flipped over and bench pressed it for a while" Man that is very tough said the other mice. Then the second mouse pondered out loud. "That is nothing man. One time I saw a bunch of rat poison on the ground, I ran up to it, smashed it in to a fine powder, and snorted the whole thing!!!" Man that is very impressive thought the other two. A minute later the two other mice are looking around the bar for the third mouse and see him walking out the door?? They scream at him to come back and ask where he is off to. The third mouse replies " I am taking off, you guy's are are to wimpy for me, I am going back home to f$%* the cat!!!
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