So, a chicken walks in to a library, walks up to the clerk and goes "BOOAK" ( this is supposed to be the cluck of a chicken that sounds like book )
The clerk is a bit puzzled, but figures the bird is asking for a book and give him one. The chicken leaves only to return about one hour later and go to clerk "BOOAK, BOOAK" . The clerk is stunned, but gives the chicken 2 books and the chicken leaves.
About a hour later the chicken returns and tells the clerk " BOOAK, BOOAK, BOOAK" Then clerk nearly craps him self. He gives the bird 3 books and this time decides to follow the chicken to see what he is up to with all these books.
He watches the chicken cross the road, run across the field, down a big hill, and over to a small pond. In that pond he sees a big bull frog sitting on a lily. The chicken takes one of the books and whips at the bull frog. As the book flies by the frog, the frog says Read it, Read it, Read it.
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Topic: Chicken crossing the road. (Read 724 times)