Topic: Pony Walks Into A Bar -- (Read 765 times)

2010 FLHX · « **on:** December 02, 2011, 02:52:29 PM »

Pony Walks Into A Bar -- "Give me a double bourbon, neat, please."

"What?" says the bartender, "I can't hear you!"

"You'll have to forgive me," says the pony, "I'm a little horse."

North Georgia Hawg · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:53:48 PM »

(GROAN...) I chuckled, tho!

2010 FLHX · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2011, 02:56:03 PM »

Dog and pony are sitting in a bar . . .

Pony says, "Bartender, give me a rock & rye."

Dog says, "Holy cow! A talking horse!"

Screamin_Beagle · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2011, 06:50:02 PM »

OK guys, "Those" were so so bad, not even my grandfather would have told them. This is a humor board, let's at least make them a tiny bit funny.

_Beags

North Georgia Hawg · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2011, 07:24:00 PM »

I love REALLY BAD jokes! I tell 'em to my teenage daughter, and the fun begins! She's coming over tonight... can't WAIT!

AXIL · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2011, 08:30:35 PM »

well i get a free post any way.

gmills · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2011, 05:49:46 AM »

so a horse walks into the bar and orders a drink

the bartender serves him and says why the long face

2010 FLHX · « **Reply #7 on:** December 03, 2011, 12:23:42 PM »

Bear walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays with a fifty dollar bill.

Bartender figures it's a bear. He doesn't understand money. I'm keeping his change.

"We don't get a lot of bears in here," says the bartender.

"Yeah, well," says the bear, "at fifty dollars for a beer, I'm not a bit surprised."

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