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[martys]

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman Dave to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
Dave thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he  knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the Milkman said,
"I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

David the milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my t*ts. I can splash it on my eyes."

[AXIL]

  An oldie but a goodie

[grayghost731]

new one to me