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Todays joke
« on: December 13, 2011, 07:08:45 PM »
 

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

 

Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.

 

Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.

 

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic bitch."

 

She laughed and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel headed Camel-f$%*er."






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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 07:49:11 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 08:14:33 PM »
OH BOY ! thats gonna pi$$ off both RELIGIONS  :o
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 09:04:33 PM »
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2011, 10:01:23 PM »
 :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2011, 09:31:43 AM »
Have you guys EVER known me to be PC on anything???? :drink: :drink: :drink:

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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 12:09:26 PM »
 Matt I love your jokes.

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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2011, 12:17:51 PM »
Pretty damn funny from where I'm sitting! Thanks Matt.....
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2011, 12:22:45 PM »
That was awesome, freaking belly hurts from laughing!      :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2011, 03:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Screamin_Beagle on December 14, 2011, 09:31:43 AM
Have you guys EVER known me to be PC on anything???? :drink: :drink: :drink:










I didnt say I did not like it  :2vrolijk_21: I dont know what PC is anymore  :nixweiss:
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2012, 11:14:32 AM »
 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Todays joke
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2012, 12:50:07 PM »
LOVE IT!   :tekst-toppie:
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