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How to tell sex of a fly
« on: December 14, 2011, 12:16:54 AM »
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband walking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."


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Re: How to tell sex of a fly
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 07:33:43 AM »
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Re: How to tell sex of a fly
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2011, 11:35:38 AM »
 :tekst-toppie: My wife LOLed at this, too!
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Re: How to tell sex of a fly
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2011, 12:07:17 PM »
 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: How to tell sex of a fly
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2011, 06:17:07 PM »
LOL  :huepfenlol2:
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