My wife and daughter has been hammering on me to get them a SNAKE… Evidently I can’t spell S T U P P I D but I can be S T U P I D don’t know what came over me so for my daughter 16th birthday I bought her a 1 1/2 foot Red Tail Boa. Her birthday was on Saturday and Fathers day was on Sunday. We picked up the snake and all the Snake crap that went with it (The main thing LOCKING CAGE). The next morning (Fathers Day) when I woke up being an old man you know nature calls I got up to go take a whiz 5:00am in the morrning. Living in this house for almost 3 years I thought I could make it to the bathroom without putting on my glasses. Went into the bathroom and started to relieve myself when I looked down and saw a curled up round thing at my foot. WHOOOOOOOS$I!! After whizzing all over the bathroom my daughter jumped out from behind the bathtub shower curtin and said GOT YOU DAD, HAPPY FATHERS DAY. She had coiled up a RUBBER SNAKE and put it there.
I said thank you... now CLEAN UP THE BATH ROOM!!!!!!!!!!
My snake story
Bubba