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[Muley]

This is my neighbor:
 

 
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
 
Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"
 
 MAN...  IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
 

[harleydave]

This is my neighbour

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my living room.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! 

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
 
Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"
 
MAN...  IT'S HELL GETTING OLD!!!