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Will I live to be 80?
« on: February 14, 2012, 09:02:55 AM »

Will I live to see 80?  Here's something to think about.

 

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.  After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.  A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

 

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink much beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

 

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?

'I said, 'Not much.  My former Doctor said that all red meat is Very unhealthy!'

 

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

 

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars often.

'No,' I said. 

 

He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a sh-t?”


Good point HUH?

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Re: Will I live to be 80?
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 09:57:40 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:  like they say your favorite SINS do you IN   :nixweiss:
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Re: Will I live to be 80?
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 09:26:14 PM »

:2vrolijk_21:  like they say your favorite SINS do you IN   :nixweiss:

But at least I'll die happy  :bananarock:
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Re: Will I live to be 80?
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 04:57:51 PM »

But at least I'll die happy  :bananarock:

AMEN TO THAT!!!! :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:
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Re: Will I live to be 80?
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2012, 03:41:51 PM »

You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough ;D
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Re: Will I live to be 80?
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 08:17:40 AM »

Yea, Damn good point. :2vrolijk_21:
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