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Screamin_Beagle

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Colonoscopy Warning
« on: February 21, 2012, 08:01:40 PM »

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Detroit, I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.


"I haven't got an erection," I replied.


"No, but I have," replied the nurse.


Lesson: Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .


 
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Re: Colonoscopy Warning
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 08:58:42 PM »
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Re: Colonoscopy Warning
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 10:17:24 PM »
UH OH. Better be careful.
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Re: Colonoscopy Warning
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 06:58:20 PM »

That'll make you pucker up!
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Re: Colonoscopy Warning
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 07:04:03 PM »
Think I will stay in the 'D'   :coolblue:
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Re: Colonoscopy Warning
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 04:06:30 PM »
You sure you got a colonoscopy???????? :o
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