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Cowboy says…”mmm I think I may have a shot at this one.  Hope she likes Mr. Hanky!”

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“Cut it out I am ticklish!”

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“Show me some lovin’”…Be careful what you wish for my lady.

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There is a $500 bounty on the capture of the guy with his license in my photo opportunity!

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Now those two are up to no good…someone is going to get a spankin’

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And now it is time for the Battle Royal…

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As a public service announcement...

Men,

Please do not allow your ladies to get inside of the ring with their green beer as it will only make a mess of the mat.  Besides it would appear that some ladies already have enough in their beer guts prior to the match.

Thank you

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Men,

The next time your significant other ask the question…”Honey do you think I should enter the contest?  Would I have any chance?”  Be honest!  If her stomach extends beyond her chest simply reply…”Baby you know I what to keep you all to myself and not share.”  Besides do you really want her photograph to be taken looking like that?

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Perfect!  She has given the signal!  Someone will be having fun tonight!

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“Hey nice lookin’ tattoo.  Can I see the rest?” 

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The winner has not been announced and this lady already made some cash…

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Like I even had a chance!  HA!




Bet this crowd might think they do…

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And here is Cowboy introducing Shrek the Water Boy!

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Hey Now!

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“Now Boys…I do believe we have a live one here!”




“I know I have a live one down there!”




“Somebody bring me a towel to cover my ‘wet’ spot!”