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Church fart
« on: March 11, 2012, 11:01:24 AM »









Church Fart


 




This says it all...about getting older & the whole aging thing.

An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through,
she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."



 
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 11:58:01 AM »
 :o
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 12:21:15 PM »
Now that was funny. :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 01:11:42 PM »
I was always told -He who farts in church,must sit in his own pew  :nixweiss:  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 02:08:59 PM »
 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: Funny  :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2012, 02:31:02 PM »
 :orange: :2vrolijk_21:too funny
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2012, 11:01:03 PM »
Look at this link to continue the thought.....


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Re: Church fart
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2012, 11:11:46 PM »
Too funny.
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2012, 09:52:28 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2012, 02:02:26 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2012, 05:05:41 PM »
That joke almost stinks!
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2012, 07:48:45 PM »
 :oops: :orange: :orange:
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2012, 08:47:51 PM »
Uoo Uoo that smell, can you smell that smell
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Re: Church fart
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2012, 06:08:31 PM »
Funny!
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