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The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« on: March 11, 2012, 09:45:13 PM »

THE HARLEY MECHANIC & THE CARDIOLOGIST


 
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
 
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage.
 
"Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the
mechanic was working on the motorcycle..
 
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its' heart, take the valves out,
repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish,
it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and
you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing
basically the same work?"
 
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic..........
 
"Try doing it with the engine running."
 
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Re: The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 09:52:22 PM »

 :vrolijk_9:
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Re: The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 10:58:47 PM »

Nice!
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Re: The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 07:30:44 AM »

 ;D
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Re: The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 10:04:55 AM »

 ;D :huepfenlol2: ;D :huepfenlol2: ;D
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Re: The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2012, 09:48:08 AM »

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Re: The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2012, 02:03:18 PM »

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Re: The Harley Mechanic & the Cardiologist
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 02:47:25 PM »

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