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Plastered
« on: March 12, 2012, 09:18:45 PM »


A guy in a bar was about as drunk as it is possible to get.
A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.
First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down.
He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.
After they get him to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the front door.
His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "Maam, we brought your husband home.  He’s had a little too much to drink tonight."
To which the wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"

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Re: Plastered
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2012, 09:30:25 PM »

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Re: Plastered
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2012, 10:40:48 PM »

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Re: Plastered
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2012, 11:15:19 PM »

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