> Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. And bought a mule for $100.
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> The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day...
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> The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
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> Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
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> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already.."
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> They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
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> The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
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> Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
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> The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
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> Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
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> A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
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> "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"
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> They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
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> Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."
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> The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
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> Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
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> Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
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> They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
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> Limit all US politicians to two terms.
> One in office,
> One in prison,
> Illinois already does this.
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