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Airplane crash
« on: March 30, 2012, 03:53:27 AM »

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Re: Airplane crash
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2012, 04:19:02 AM »

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Re: Airplane crash
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2012, 06:43:32 AM »

 ;D
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Re: Airplane crash
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 07:18:11 AM »

Got Wrinkles  ;)
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Re: Airplane crash
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 07:22:09 AM »

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Re: Airplane crash
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 08:06:54 AM »

Good one!!!!!
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