Topic: Man's Answer 2 Women's Poem (Read 1000 times)

lowriderlou · « **on:** March 30, 2012, 08:59:53 AM »

A WOMAN'S POEM:
   Before I lay me down to sleep,
   I pray for a man who's not a creep,
   One who's handsome, smart and strong.
   One who loves to listen long,
   One who thinks before he speaks,
   One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
   I pray he's rich and self-employed,
   And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
   Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
   Massage my feet and help me stand.
   Oh send a king to make me queen.
   A man who loves to cook and clean.
   I pray this man will love no other.
   And relish visits with my mother.

   A MAN'S POEM:
    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
     a large chest who owns a bar on a golf course,
     and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
     doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

kravnut · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:17:04 AM »

Skillet · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2012, 06:52:18 PM »

SG Racer · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:23:35 PM »

AXIL · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2012, 04:52:59 AM »

I like it.

grayghost731 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2012, 10:54:16 AM »

Every thing but the deaf mute - golfing

I like to tell her my awsome bike adventures

and im a hockey player

lowriderlou · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2012, 12:33:01 PM »

Quote from: grayghost731 on March 31, 2012, 10:54:16 AM

Every thing but the deaf mute - golfing

I like to tell her my awsome bike adventures

and im a hockey player

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
a large chest who owns a bar hockey rink,
and loves to send me fishing and riding my scoot. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

grayghost731 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2012, 04:32:01 PM »

Quote from: lowriderlou on March 31, 2012, 12:33:01 PM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
a large chest who owns a bar hockey rink,
and loves to send me fishing and riding my scoot. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't care.

Now its GOOD

lowriderlou · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2012, 05:39:23 PM »

Quote from: grayghost731 on March 31, 2012, 04:32:01 PM

Now its GOOD

I aim to please.... GO BUCKS!!!

casper · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2012, 05:48:30 PM »

She should also own a liquer store and a marina with fishing boats.

red ben59 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2012, 06:52:13 AM »

You had me at big chested gymnast nympho, just saying

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