A mafia godfather had a bookkeeper who he suspected of ripping him off for $10,000,000.00 . The bookkeeper Guido, was deaf , the godfather hired him partially because of this handicap , thinking that if he was ever indicted he couldn't testify because of not being able to hear.When the godfather went to confront Guido about the missing ten million , he took his lawyer along , because he knew sign language .The godfather tells his lawyer "Ask him where the money is !" The lawyer signs where's the money ? Guido responds " what money ?" The attorney tells the Godfather his response. Furious the mafia head says , as he puts a revolver up against the C.P.A.'s head and says to his attorney ask him again , and tell him I'm gonna shoot him if he doesn't tell us where he hid my cash !! The lawyer signs this to the bookeeper, who signs back that he buried it in his cousins yard behind the shed . The godfather asks the lawyer "what did he say ?" The attorney says " He said that you don't have the balls to pull the trigger !!"
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