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  NUN WAS SITTING AT THE VICTORIA AIRPORT ,  WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO  CALGARY  . SHE  LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE  WEIGHT MACHINES  THAT  TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL  GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE WHAT IT TELLS  ME.' SHE  WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE  SCALE AND PUT HER  NICKEL  IN ; OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN,  YOU WEIGH 128  LBS,  AND YOU ARE GOING TO CALGARY  .' THE  NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT THE  MACHINE PROBABLY GIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE  . THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE  MORE  CURIOUS  SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED TO TRY IT  AGAIN  SHE  WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT HER  NICKEL IN, AND OUT  CAME  A CARD THAT READ : 'YOU  ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING TO  CALGARY AND YOU  ARE  GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE .' THE  NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, I  HAVE NEVER PLAYED A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE  IN MY LIFE.' SHE SAT BACK DOWN. FROM OUT  OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN,  PUTTING  HIS  FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN  THEM.  WITHOUT  THINKING, SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE, TOOK OUT  THE FIDDLE, AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL  MUSIC.SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE, SHE LOOKED  OVER AT THE MACHINE, THINKING,'THIS IS  INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS  AGAIN.'   BACK  TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL,  AND ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A  NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS , YOU ARE GOING TO  CALGARY AND YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.' NOW  SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE IS WRONG ,AS SHE THOUGHT  TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A  SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.' BUT GETTING DOWN OFF  THE MACHINE SHE SLIPPED,AND AS SHE WAS STRAINING  TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SHE  BROKE WIND.  ABSOLUTELY  STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE  MACHINE. SHE SAID TO HERSELF, 'THIS IS TRULY  REMARKABLE. I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'SHE WENT  BACK TO THE MACHINE,PUT IN ANOTHER  NICKEL  And  ANOTHER CARD CAME OUT.   IT  READ: 'YOU  ARE A NUN,  YOU  WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED  AROUND AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CALGARY 

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