From the American Association Of Retired People
Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q:Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A:Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..."
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A:Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A:On their foreheads.
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
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