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This is an actual news article, not a joke

http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2012, 07:54:16 AM »

Just ordered a BMW
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2012, 09:36:45 AM »

... and here I thought I had a HOT bike!  ;)
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2012, 05:51:44 PM »

He should be paying BMW...

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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2012, 07:10:22 PM »

So I guess I can sue the new barmaid? She has same effect on ME  :P
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2012, 07:17:10 PM »

 ;D
So I guess I can sue the new barmaid? She has same effect on ME  :P
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 12:22:40 AM »

Wonder if his personalized plate is "VIAGRA"
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 01:00:47 AM »

"Again?......hang on for a few, Babe.....I need to go for a bit of a ride....be right back...."
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2012, 02:05:36 AM »

He needs to find the "head" nurse  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2012, 07:50:23 AM »

I like the comment to the article... BMW =  "BRINGS ME WOOD!"
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2012, 10:41:39 PM »

So, why is that a problem to start with?  :confused5: :nixweiss:  :jack: Never happens on a Harley vibrations are two great, but then maybe let the ladies chime in if they have a like issue of sorts?  :kiss2:   :hair2:  :nixweiss:

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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2012, 11:11:21 PM »

This is an actual news article, not a joke

http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx

Now u guys know why i bought a BMW... :)
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2012, 09:51:46 AM »

Rides with his feet on the rear pegs and the bike in third gear on cruise.   :bananarock:
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2012, 04:59:04 PM »

Now u guys know why i bought a BMW... :)

Had a problem getting it up, eh?   :huepfenlol2:

Zing!  I'll be here all week, folks.
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Re: BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2012, 07:17:14 PM »

If you caught the Letterman show last night you heard Dave make a joke about the BMW with a little extra zip!
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