FOUR GENERATIONS OF PORN
A guy was in a clothing store waiting for his girlfriend to finish trying on outfits when he decided to watch something on his iPad. As he sat down to watch his video, the scantily clad female on his iPad screen grunted and moaned loudly, getting the attention of everyone in the store.
Embarrassed, the guy muted the video and continued to watch. An older gentleman sat down next to the guy and whispered, “You’re lucky. When I was your age, I couldn’t get porn on a computer device. I had to go to an adult video store to rent porn. Anybody driving down the street could see you, and that could be embarrassing.”
An even older gentleman sat down on the other side of the guy with the iPad. “You don’t know how lucky you are,” the second older gentleman said. “When I was your age, if I wanted to watch porn, I had to go to a dark, dirty movie theater and pray that nobody I knew saw me go in or come out.”
A really old gentleman sat down across from the three other men. This gentleman was so old that his voice trembled as he spoke. “When I was your age, we didn’t even have adult movie theaters so if I wanted to watch porn, I had to make a couple sock puppets and sew attachments to their…”
The guy with the iPad was so disgusted that he got up and left the three older gentlemen to discuss their various methods of watching porn.
When the guy’s girlfriend came out of the fitting room, she was upset.
“I heard that moaning on your iPad,” the girlfriend said. “I can’t believe you were watching pornography in public.”
“I wasn’t even watching porn,” the guy said, showing his girlfriend the iPad screen. “I was watching women’s tennis.”
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